South park season 10 episode guide

1.)Return of Chef

March 22, 2006

Theme: Occultism, conspiracy,Revenge on chef-Episode just made to kill chef charater.

Main characters:Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Chef

After leaving to join the Super Adventure Club, Chef comes back with a sexual lust that puts all the kids at South Park Elementary on edge. Curious as to what is the cause behind this, the boys discover that the Super Adventure club, a ring a of globetrotting pedophiles that believe s*x with children gives them immortality, have brainwashed their friend. The boys realized that the only way to save their friend is to remind him of who he was, mostly by taking him to strip club where he can remember his love for women.

“Oh my god! They killed Chef!”

“I wanna-Make love-to your A**Hole-children”

Chef left after Scientology episode so they had to use chef voice from previous episodes to form a dialogue.

2.)Smug Alert

March 29, 2006

Theme: Side effects of Conservationism

Main characters: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Gerald

When Kyle’s father purchases a hybrid car, he feels entitled to lecture the town about their less than friendly eco-habits. Annoyed by the reception, Gerald moves the city to San Francisco, to be nearer to more “mindful” people. Kyle tries to adjust to his new surroundings while his parents become so obsessed with their own self worth, that they absorb their own flatulence because they love their own essence. Without their friend, Stan must find a way to make South Park more tolerant. He does so by writing a preachy song about hybrids that dooms South Park to be even more smug than San Fransisco.

“There’s a reason most San Francisco kids take drugs.”

“And that..too stop talking with your eyes closed.Thats what smug people do”

3.)Cartoon Wars Part I

April 5, 2006

Theme:Censorship, Free speech

Main characters:Kyle, Cartman, Stan.

Learning that the cartoon Family Guy is scheduled to feature an episode with the prophet Muhammad, South Park fears an imminent terrorist attack is on the way. Cartman, who hates the cartoon for its poor joke, sees it as an opportunity to criticize it for its insensitivity towards Muslims, and vows to have it taken off the air. Kyle, a fan, heads out to stop him and preserve his favorite show. Meanwhile, Stan sees the world try to shield themselves from terrorism by shoving their heads in the sand.

“We stay till the night wait it out to see if they do anything.If we are still alive in the morning then we will know that we are not dead”

“Garrisons teaches children about the religion of the middle east and tells them why they are upset””

“Epic Chase on the road”

4.)Cartoon Wart Part II

April 12, 2006

Theme:Censorship, terrorism, religion Creators personal view on Family guy

Main characters:Cartman, Kyle, Stan

Cartman learns that the Family Guy writing staff is comprised of manatees that select verbs and nouns at random to create their many jokes. Kyle soon arrives at the same Fox Studios in order to save the show. He pleads with the Fox president not to censor the image of Muhammad in order to preserve free speech. Once the cartoon airs, al-Qaeda responds with a cartoon of their own, showing Jesus defecate on George Bush, claiming the behavior is endemic in America.

“Lets cr*p”

“Comedy Central has refused to broadcast an image of Mohammed on their network”

5.)A Million Little Fibers

April 19, 2006

Theme:”Controversy over the novel A Million Little Pieces”

Main characters: Oprah, Towelie

After penning a book, A Million Little Fibers, Towelie becomes a sensation in literature, until it is discovered that his memoir has been forged. Chased into obscurity by Oprah, who feels herself the fool for supporting his work, her v*gina and anus plot against her for leaving her orifices sexually under served. Together, they take her audience hostage until Oprah finds the time to “play” with them both

“I learned I shouldn’t get high to come up with ideas. I should come up with ideas, then reward myself by getting high.”

“If I was a towel why would i were this hat and this fake mustache”

6.)Manbearpig

April 26, 2006

Theme:Former vice precident Al Gore’s cereal belief about global warming.

Main characters:Vice President Al Gore, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny

Touring America with a new message of environmental awareness, former Vice President Al Gore comes to South Park with warnings of Manbearpig, a creature that is “half man, half bear, and half pig.” Depressed that no one will listen to his message, Stan takes pity on him, which ropes him and the rest of the gang into a cave expedition to find the elusive beast. Trapped in a collapsed cavern during their hunt, Cartman consumes a trove of treasure in an attempt to stop “sneaky” Kyle from taking it from him.

“I am cereal”

“These rocks make interesting shapes which we like to name for instance this one here we named The hanging mush room and here we have Man with helmet and two bowling balls and finally ofcourse the two sisters”

“What do Manbearbig dropping look like-Similar to pigs dropping but more man bear like”

“And someday, when the world is rid of Manbearpig, everyone will say ‘thank you, Al Gore. You’re awesome.'”

7.)Tsst

Theme:Parenting

Main characters:Cartman, Cartman’s mom, Cesar Milan

May 3, 2006

Frustrated by his unruly behavior, Cartman’s mom reaches out to various nanny programs to help bring her child under control. Cartman drives the nannies insane, driving one to eat excrement in thought of the horrors she had to endure. Exhausting her options, Cartman’s mom comes to Cesar Milan, a famous dog training expert, who helps her take control of her boy by treating him like an unruly animal.

“Dogs show their dominance by nipping each other on the neck, but it works equally well on the child.”

“Tsst”

8.)Make Love Not Warcraft

October 4, 2006

Theme:Gaming

Main characters:Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny

When a new player ruins the boys’ fun in their favorite game, the bury themselves in training, ruining their bodies by consuming mounds of hot pockets and defecating into pans carried by Cartman’s mom in the process in order to defeat the mysterious player. Meanwhile Randy, roped into the game, travels to the games’ developers in order to defeat such a loser who is so good at the game.

“No my god”

“No sadly i have a life.”

9.)Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

October 11, 2006

Theme:Conspiracy theories

Main characters:Stan, Kyle, Cartman

When someone defaces a urinal in the boys’ room in South Park Elementary, Cartman says the persecution is akin to the conspiracy that was responsible for the infamous 9/11 attacks, which was orchestrated by the government and a cabal of Jews. Adamant in proving the truth to Kyle and Stan, Cartman digs in to the conspiracy behind 9/11, drafting the talent of the Hardy Boys, brother detectives who have hard clues that point to the truth.

“Oh! I’ve got a raging Clue!”

10.)Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

October 18, 2006

Theme:News of female teachers having relationship with young male students,Parody Dog the Bounty Hunter,

Main characters:Cartman, Kyle, Ike

When designated a hall monitor, Cartman takes his new authority to new heights, becoming a bounty hunter that leads him to uncover a sexual relationship between Ike, Kyle’s five-year-old brother and the new sexy kindergarten teacher. Spurned by the police, jealous that they never had a teacher come on to them like Ike had, Kyle attempts to confront her on his own. Meanwhile, Cartman, his b*ch, and the rest of his hall monitoring crew go on to stop the relationship, arresting people and telling them to “go with Christ,” in the process.

“Nicccccccccccce”

“Ya  we need to track this student down and give this boy luckiest american boy medal right away”

“Oh no.. i dont believe it she is using the Mel gibson defence”

11.)Hell on Earth 2006

October 25, 2006

Theme:Halloween

Main characters:Satan, Butters, Biggie Smalls

Satan wants to celebrate the most unholy of holidays with a big bash in L.A., channeling the most fearsome minions of hell top make it happen, and preventing anyone from dressing up as The Crow, ruining his chances to “hook-up” at the end of the night. Meanwhile, in South Park, Butters calls on the spirit of deceased rapper Biggie Smalls, who forces the boy to take him to the party.

Highlights:

“We’re here to pick up the Ferrari cake.”

Controversy Steve Erwin

12.)Go God Go

November 1, 2006

Theme:Atheism, science, religion

Main characters:Richard Dawkins, Cartman, Mrs. Garrison

When forced to teach evolution, Mrs. Garrison objects, making Richard Dawkins appear to educate the children in science. Upset, the two feud with one another over the science of evolution, leading Mrs. Garrison to defecate in her hand and throw it at Dawkins, professing herself to be a monkey. Meanwhile, Cartman, impatient over the delayed release of the Nintendo Wii, freezes himself to speed the passing of time so he can get his hands on the video game console.

“Evolution is a harebrained theory that says I’m a monkey. I’m not a monkey, I’m a woman!”

“We have a pulse”

13.)Go God Go XII

November 8, 2006

Theme:Atheism, science, religion

Main characters:Cartman,Mr Garrison

Arriving 500 years in the future after freezing himself, Cartman is looked upon as the savior of the world who can end a brutal war between humans an otters, a war between two camps of atheists. Returning to the present, Cartman wonders whether or not he should freeze himself again in an attempt to get a Nintendo Wii without waiting.

“Oh my science!”

14.)Stanley’s Cup

November 15, 2006

Theme:PArody Of film The mighty ducks.

Main characters:Stan

After his bike if towed due to parking violations, Stan is forced to meet with a lawyer who has a penchant for narrating his life like a 90’s film trailer. Using tropes from the Mighty Ducks series, the lawyer tells him he must coach a peewee hockey team as his community service. Learning that one of his players is dying of aggressive cancer, Stan is pressured to win in order to keep the boy from dying. His only hope is Ike, who is Canadian and therefore naturally gifted in the sport.

“Stan Marsh is bummin’ on cancer.”

Description: In this episode Kyle’s little brother is taken away to Canada by his birth parents. Kyle goes and asks his three friends to go to Canada with him to go see the prime minister and get Ike back. However the boys only agree to go with Kyle to help get Ike back. After they find out their will be no Christmas if they don’t get Ike back. So the four boys bargain with the owner of City Wok for a cheap flight to Canada. They end up crash landing in Canada where they get instructions on how to get to the prime minister. Along the way they collect three new acquaintances. So they all go off to see the prime minister only to discover that he is Sudan Husain in disguises.

Highlight: This episode has similarities that resemble the wizard of oz.

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