South park season 14 episode guide
1.)Sexual Healing
March 17, 2010
Kyle ,Kenny and butters could not tell what color was naked lady’s handkerchief shown to them in a test to sort out the student who are suffering from sex addiction.Butters became obsessed with bush between the naked lady’s leg.The test was conducted to check the sex addiction epidemic which is making stories in media including celebrities like golfer tiger woods bill Clinton, charlie sheen etc which was spreading due to unknown reason.While the Kyle and butters were sent to sex addiction therapy camp Stan and Cartman enjoyed EA sports golf.They liked swinging golf bat in combo move to hit tiger woods and also his wife chasing his car with the bat.Scientist claimed that large amount of cash was responsible for rich successful celebrities turning sick and sex addict and different from normal people who have sex occasionally and have no desire to have sex with multiple partners.Finally it was proved that an alien was causing the the spell of sex addiction.It was killed and rich celebrities got free from sex addiction with the disease leaving there bodies in a dancing style.
Dam it..I want answers
What about love..
Screw this game..who wants to hit a dumb little ball around.
2.)The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
March 24, 2010
Boys in an attempt to quench their thirst for gross,sm*t and vulgarity which was not full filled by the historically controversial novel catcher in the rye though being banned for vulgarity and not so much to find hidden inside wrote a book as gross and childishly funny as possible.Afraid of being caught when the book went missing they put the blame on butters.But shocked as adults were very pleased of the work and butters became celebrity. Seeing this boys demanded the book to be banned just like catcher in rye as it as much more offensive and vulgar and does not have to say anything just like catcher in the rye.Adult however were busy finding the hidden subtext and point the book has to say .They argued that no one could make fun of Jessica Parker so many times just because it is funny or offensively gross.
3.)Medicinal Fried Chicken
March 31, 2010
Randy wanted to buy weeds from local shop opened in place of KFC chicken.The new states law it legal and allows it if you get a doctors prescription.He got him some testicular cancer and went and bought himself some marijuana.Other men followed the same and started buying weeds and bouncing around town on their huge b*lls.On the other hand KFC which is banned in low income areas is making eric crazy.His addiction for KFC makes him join black market which sells it at higher price. Finally when things got out of control the Marijuana was made illegal again and KFC was brought in to town.
Mom said to stop trying to give yourself cancer.
Just gotta get a little bit of cancer.
Scorrrrrr.
Hey my eyes are up here.
4.)You Have 0 Friends (Facebook episode)
April 7, 201
Stan did not want to be on Facebook.But he involuntarily got sucked into Facebook when Cartman and kyle made a profile for him.Stan life has become hell because he do not want to collect hundreds of Facebook friends and don’t find time to like or comment on photos and updates of his dad or grandmas or people he dont know because he is busy with his real world activities.His relationship with Wendy is about to end because he did not paid attention to change his relationship status. Meanwhile Kyle lost all his friends when he added Kip Jordy a third grader who dont have any facebook or real friends.He went to Cartman for help.Cartman podcast is great at giving share market type advice to people telling how to collect friends online .They could not find any one but d**ks when they tried chat roulette.So kyle had to dump kip jordy.
Stan disinterest in collecting friends as a commodity for status or time killing waiting for responses on Facebook made him battle with profile in a game of yatzy to finally get out of it.All thousands of his friends were transferred to Kip Jordy.
He laughed out loud and then he was rolling on the floor laughing.
This is how the world works.If you want some quality friends you have wade through all the the d**ks first:Cartman while helping kyle to find new friends in chat roulette
Chick friends are worth double dude friends.
Stan poke your grandma.
His friends live on a farm.
5.)200
April 14, 2010
Tom cruise is suing everyone in the town because Stan called him a fudge packer when he saw him packing fudge in a fudge factory.He along with all the celebrities south park ever ridiculed demanded Mohammed to remove the class action law suite on the town.They thought if they can get Mohammed’s goo they will get his power to not get slandered by anybody again…Cartman led by his hand Mich carner to get some money joined the celebrities.His hand made a deal to help him and in return he will tell who his dad is.To find his dad he went to Mr garrison.Another more group of people The gingers also want this goo.They are threatening south park with violence.Tom cruise and other celebrities following the same let loose Barbra Streisand on south park.
6.)201
April 21, 2010
While Barbra Streisand is pouring her wrath on south park Cartman is desperate to find who his dad is.When celebrities finally got Mohammed they transferred his goo to tom cruise body but it somehow didn’t seem to work.Cartman finds out the dark truth about who his dad is.Knowing that he himself is half ginger he became really upset but knowing that he is also half broncos felt better.The whole town is saved from Barbra Streisand and gingers by super best friends.
7.)Crippled Summer
April 28, 2010
Theme: Parody of the show Intervention.
Main Characters: Towelie, Timmy, and Jimmy
Description: Towelie’s drug addiction has become overwhelmingly bad, the kids help him out. The kids show him his drug addiction through head interviews. Jimmy and Timmy attend a summer camp. A fellow camper wants to kill Jimmy, but his attempts keep backfiring.
Highlights: “Shut up, Mimsy!”
8.)Poor and Stupid
October 6, 2010
Theme: Making fun of NASCAR.
Main Characters: Cartman, Butters, and Kenny.
Description: Cartman tries to become poor and stupid so he can be a NASCAR driver. Butter helps him. Kenny becomes angry with Cartman.
Highlights: “NASCAR is only for poor and stupid people. I don’t have what it takes.”
9.)It’s A Jersey Thing
October 13, 2010
Theme: Making fun of the “Jersey phenomenon.” Mostly Jersey Shore, and the Real House Wives of Jersey Shore.
Main Characters: Kyle, Sheila, and Cartman.
Description: Obnoxious New Jersey residents move to South Park. Kyle can’t control his actions. His mom tells him it is because she is from New Jersey. Cartman makes fun of Kyle because he is from New Jersey.
Highlights: “You got cabbage in your m*ff!”
“Snooki wants smush smush”Nicole Elizabeth portrayed as animal character
10.)Insheeption
October 20, 2010
Theme: Making fun of Inception the movie, and the show Hoarders.
Main Characters: Mr. Mackey and Stan.
Description: Mr. Mackey suffers from compulsive hoarding. Experts try to relate his past to his hoarding with Stan.
Highlights: “If you throw that away I will rape you in your mouth!”
11.)Coon 2: Hindsight
October 27, 2010
Theme: Making fun of James Cameron and the BP oil spill.
Main Characters: Coon and friends, Captain Hindsight.
Description: The Coon now has an entire team of superheroes which he calls, “Coon and friends.” Cartman gets his mom to drive him and his super friends to an apartment on fire so they can save the day. As they arrive so too does Captain Hindsight. He tells everyone the safety measures that should have been taken. Then leaves to a standing ovation, everyone leaves while there are still people burning in the apartment. Cartman tells his super friends that they need to get Captain Hindsight to join them.
Highlights: “Were sorry….” says the C.E.O. of BP in commercials.
12.)Mysterion Rises
November 3, 2010
Theme: Revealing who Mysterion is. Making fun of LeBron James commercial.
Main Characters: Kenny, Coon, super friends.
Description: Mysterion leads Coon and friends to help people in the Gulf coast; who are being attacked by the dark lord Cthulhu. The Coon is working alone, and is out for revenge.
Highlights: “Dude, Kenny chill out.”
13.)Coon vs. Coon & Friends
November 10, 2010
Theme: Making fun of superheroes and Never Ending Story.
Main Characters: Coon and Friends, Mysterion, Coon, and Mint-Berry Crunch.
Description: Coon and friends are at the mercy of Cartman. Kenny wrestles with the curse that is his super power.
Highlights: “Cthulhu this guy too….cool. Oh get that fire, twirling hippy b*tch.”
“Justin bieber m̶a̶s̶*̶*̶b̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ performing.”
14.)Creme Fraiche
November 17, 2010
Theme: Making fun of the Food Network and the Shake Weight.
Main Characters: Randy, Sharon, and the boys.
Description: Watching the Food Network leads to Randy being obsessed with food. His family suffers the negative consequences of his obsession with food. The boys try to stop Randy and celebrity chefs from overrunning the school cafeteria. Meanwhile, Sharon orders a Shake Weight. Sharon goes to the Bahamas to get her groove back.
Highlights: The Shake Weight squirts water on Sharon’s face at the end of every workout as a cool down.
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