South park season 6 episode guide
1.)Jared Has Aides
3-6-2002
Theme- Jared (subway) reveals controversial weight loss secret
Main characters- Jared,Butters,
Description- The boys try to make their fortune like Jared from Subway by fattening up Butters then performing liposuction while claiming a City Wok chinese food diet. Meanwhile Jared reveals secret to his weight loss is trainers (aids).
Highlights-Jared almost killed by town.
2.)Asspen
3-13-2002
Theme- Family vacation to aspen
Main characters- Kyle,Butters,
Description- In beautiful snowy Aspen The boys are discovering the local ski scene as there parents are locked in a neverending time share presentation. Kyle must win a skiing race to save a community teen club from closing down.
“If you french fry when you should pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time.”
“Thats my face sir”
3.)Freak Strike
3-20-2002
Theme-Tv shows exploiting peoples disability and problems.
MAin characters- Maury Povich , Butters, Cartman
Description- The boys convince Butters to go on Maury (T.v Show) disguised as a freak with balls on his chin to win a prize. Yet when he only wins a round of putt putt golf for one Cartman goes on as an out of control kid. Unfortunately freaks go on strike causing drama.
“Whateva i do what i want”
4.)Fun with Veal
3-27-2002
Theme-Kyle rescues veal from farm
MAin characters- Kyle,Michael Dorn (Warf from Star trek)
Description- Kyle after turning vegetarian tries to free the veal from a local farm receiving unwilling help from Michael Dorn (Worf/Star trek).But of course nothing goes right when the F.B.I gets involved.
“My name is Michael Dorn I play a character named Worf”
5.)The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
4-3-2002
Theme-The Boys watch The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
Main characters- Russell Crow,Kyle,Stan,Cartman
Description- In order to see the new Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer the boys must survive a horrible episode of “Fightin’ Round The World” with Russell Crowe while seeking a T.V to watch.
Highlights- Russell crowe does his impression of singing ,Russel crow real life altercations.
6.)Professor Chaos
4-10-2002
Theme- Butter become Professor Chaos
MAin characters- Butters
Description- Butters after being emotionally hurt transforms into an evil mastermind bent on world domination called Professor Chaos. Meanwhile the gang looks for a replacement for Butters.
“Oh this sure is taking a long time”
7.)Simpsons Already Did It
6-26-2002
Theme- Professor Chaos tries to conceive the perfect villain plan not done on the Simpsons
MAin characters- Butters,Cartman
Description- As Butters aka Professor Chaos tries to hatch a disaterly scheme to destroy the world. Cartman has invented miniature life in his aquarium with Semen from a homeless man.
“Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it! SIMPSONS DID IT!”
8.)Red Hot Catholic Love
7-3-2002
Theme-Father maxi travels to The Vatican
MAin characters- Father maxi,Cartman
Description- The boys parents decide to become atheist after worries of molestation come up.Father Maxi addresses the problem with the vatican. In other news cartman discovers that if you shove food up your a** you c**p it out your mouth.
Highlights- Vatican priests take out their boy sex slaves
9.)Free Hat
7-10-2002
Theme-The boys try to stop a remake of Raiders Of The lost Ark
Main characters- Kyle,Stan,Cartman,George Lucas,Steven Spielberg
Description-In an attempt to stop a horrible another shitty movie remake the boys get accidentally involved in freeing convicted Toddler killer (Hat McCullough).
“Oh god they are raping him”
10.)Bebe’s B**bs Destroy Society
7-17-2002
Theme-Bebe starts to grow br**ts and distracts the boys
MAin characters- Bebe,Wendy
Description-The boys have discovered br**sts and its driving them mad. Bebe friend of Wendy is beginning to grow br**sts and seeks to get br**st reduction out of frustration.
Highlights- Bebe br**sts conspire while she sleeps
11.)Child Abduction is Not Funny
7-24-2002
Theme-Moral panic.
MAin characters- Tweek,Mongolians
Description- Stricken with fear from Child abduction after Tweeks near abduction the parents of South park build a giant wall around the city enlisting local chinese owner descendant of the builders of the Great Wall Of China.
“You goddamm Mogorians”
12.)A Ladder to Heaven
11-6-2002
Theme-The boys build a ladder to heaven
MAin characters- Cartman,Kyle,Stan
Description- After realizing that dead kenny has their ticket for a candy shopping spree, the boys try to build a ladder to heaven to retrieve it. There touching story misinterpreted reaches the news as a heartfelt segment. Also Cartman gets kenny soul trapped in him.
Highlights- Cartman drinks Kenny Ashes believing its chocolate milk
“Thats the news from heven”
13.)The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
11-13-2002
Theme-The boys return The Lord of The Rings (LOTR) movie to the movie store
MAin characters- Kyle,Stan,Cartman,
Description- Stan’s parents after giving the boys the task of returning The LOTR movie discover that the movie in its box is actually a p**no.While undertaking the quest the boys gear up in LOTR costumes and discover there movie is much sought after.
Highlights- Butters turns into gollum obsessed with getting the p**no
14.)The Death Camp of Tolerance
11-20-2002
Theme-Tolerance vs acceptance.The boys get sent to sensitivity camp.
MAin characters- Mr.Garrison, Kyle,Stan,Cartman
Description- Mr. Garrison tries to get fired after being fowardly gay yet is refused due to tolerance laws. The boys after complaining about him get sent to sensitivity training which resembles a concentration camp.
Highlights- Mr. slave looking like one of The village people,So courageous.
15.)The Biggest Douche in the Universe
11-27-2002
Theme-John Edwards(psychic) Is the biggest Douche in the universe
MAin characters- John edwards,Kyle,Chef,Cartman,Rob snider
Description- Chef tries to get kenny’s soul exercised from Cartman’s body and Kyle tries to disprove psychic John edwards who gets crowned biggest Douche in the universe by aliens.
Highlights- Rob snidder in another derp de derp movie
16.)My Future Self N’ Me
12-4-2002
Theme-Stans meets his future self
Main characters- Stan, Stan future self,Butters
Description- When stan touches a joint the next day Stans future self shows up a druggie. Yet Stan suspects a hoax when the same things happened to Butters. Later Stan discovers a company hired to scare kids straight.
Highlights- Stan fake cuts his hand off to disprove future self to parents horror.
“I wonder if my future self knows anything about this”
“Hahahaha Now you know my terrible secret”
“Look they make your wiener big in just three weeks”
17.)Red Sleigh Down (Christmas in iraq)
12-11-2002
Theme-Santa Claus kidnapped by terrorists
MAin characters- Mr. Hanky,Santa Claus, Jesus,Jimmy
Description- A Christmas episode where the boys must rescue Santa from iraq with the help of Jesus and Mr. hanky. While back home jimmy (funny cripple) sings 12 days of Christmas for the town.
Highlights- Santa Claus tortured,Jimmys singing.
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